Jesus' General

"Obedience is listening attentively,
Obedience will take instructions joyfully,
Obedience heeds wishes of authorities,
Obedience will follow orders instantly.
For when I am busy at my work or play,
And someone calls my name, I'll answer right away!
I'll be ready with a smile to go the extra mile
As soon as I can say "Yes, sir!" "Yes ma'am!"
Hup, two, three!"

oh man...
this is some scary scary scary scary scary stuff...
(not exactly enlightened criticism on my part,
but as so often happens these days I find myself
lacking the words to describe the state I'm in...
AAARRGGHHH!)

The New Republic Online: Iraq'd
Today has been a day full of laughing out loud at sad things for me...but this one...this one had me rolling on the floor...

via calpundit...who's now over at www.washingtonmonthly.com

Yahoo! News - Purported Al Qaeda Letter Calls Truce in Spain: "The statement said it supported President Bush (news - web sites) in his reelection campaign, and would prefer him to win in November rather than the Democratic candidate John Kerry (news - web sites), as it was not possible to find a leader 'more foolish than you (Bush), who deals with matters by force rather than with wisdom.' "

SEE! Bush has foreign support too!