having a job

means starting to buy things you've put off

like new boxers

I got some the other day
at family dollar

not familiar
with family dollar?
the neighborhood
you live and shop
in probably has
a higher avg.
household income
than mine

anyway,
label inside says
family values -
same font as
family dollar -
a house brand

and what is on
the boxers
with the house label
of family dollar?

1 pair - blue with mostly red american muscle cars

1 pair - green with cards - straights - and the words "Texas Hold 'Em"

I find this very entertaining
and troubling all at the same time...

and that
is the story
of my new
underwear.