Wednesday, June 21, 2006

How to Write Screenplays. Badly.: On Follow-Up Calls

Via Warren Ellis:

How to Write Screenplays. Badly.: On Follow-Up Calls:


"MR. X
Right, Rapebear. So what's his deal? He, what, terrorizes the countryside or something?

ME
Yes, with his Ursine Shaft of Doom. First he rapes his way through Farmer McOnion's cow pasture--

MR. X
Okay, so he's killing cows--

ME
No, just raping them a bit. He's kind of gentle. For a bear, anyway. I mean, the cows don't really like it, but they're not exactly fighting it either, if you know what I mean."

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