Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin

Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin:
"'Shame about what happened to Wonder Woman's team,' Spider-Man said sadly. The offices of the Daily Planet, usually bustling with busy reporters, was now a makeshift command center in the battle against the unknown forces that threatened the planet.

'There will be time to mourn later,' noted Shrinking Violet. 'We must think of something to do right now.'

'What she said,' chimed in Kojak. 'Supes and that other guy can only hold out for so long. We're licked if we can't come up with a pl....'

Suddenly a door slammed open, startling everyone. The Black Knight drew his sword. Frodo instinctively pawed for his ring, only to be stopped by Samwise. Jesus reached for his lightsaber.

A figure stood in the doorway, tall with flowing hair, features obscured by shadow.

Firestorm whispered 'that...that can't be who I think it is, can it? I thought he was just a myth!'

'Oh, I'm much more than a myth,' said the mysterious figure. 'I'm also...your only hope.'"

and it get's funnier.