Cards for cheaters - not cheating at cards...

Love notes for that 'other' special someone:
"When the cards are in stores, they will be discreetly labeled with words like 'Love Expressions' or 'Intimacy,' so it won't be obvious what the cards are for, she said.

'There won't be a big banner that says 'infidelity,'' she said."

nothing says something like a greeting card,

"Sleeping with her, but thinking of you..."

or

"Thanks for not being a nagging bitch like my wife",

or perhaps,

"I tell him size doesn't matter,
but you fill me up..."